Not The Cosbys XXX 2009

Scene 1. Misty Stone

  Scene 2. Jaelyn Fox, Jenny Hendrix, Lana Violet, Sarah Vandella, Dick James, Jay Ashley

  Scene 3. Tori Black, Tyler Knight

  Scene 4. Monica Foster, Danny Mountain

  Scene 5. Melody Nakai, Tee Reel

  Scene 6. Misty Stone, Scott Lyons

Welcome fans to a new Will Ryder comedy and this time out the team of Ryder & David are tackling the classic 1980's hit The Cosby show. You remember the time right, the Cold War was winding down, we still hadn't seen the birth of the internet or hell even computers as we know them now, there was still the good ole floppy disc in use, lol. Family comedies were still strong then and none were stronger than the Huxtables or funnier for that matter so the team of David & Ryder have their work cut out for them in doing the show justice along with getting a few laughs in plus let's not forget this movie is about the sex too!!

Now there is some poetic license taken here and they had too because the kids were all in high school for a lot of the show, thinking mainly of Theo and Vanessa although I think Denise was too for part of it so the kids are obviously older in this version. One thing you notice right off is the use of the outter building shot before the action heads inside, we see that at the Cosby Townhouse, a slumber party set inside an apt complex and also at the Hillman college-- I was trying to remember because it's been some time since I've seen the show A Different World which was set there but I thought Hillman was a black college but in this movie you have two scenes where the fellas are students there having sex with the Cosby girls so again perhaps some poetic license being taken. The clothing seemed very remniscent of the 80's with the vibrant colors, remember Bennetton-- is that still around, lol. Thomas Ward as Cliff was a casting choice of brilliance, the hardest role and the guys couldn't have done better. He seems to embody everything we remember and loved about the character down to the eye rolls and other facial mannerisms along with the voice. Having seen Thomas at the XRCO's along with the recent Erotica LA show I can vouch in person for him being a superb choice for this role.

The other casting choices were good, again they had to use older actors to play the kids, hell even Rudy looks to be of high school age and she's a kid for pretty much the entire series. Now you are wondering about the sex I'm sure, it's pretty strong throughout, not hardcore but solid couples themed boinking. The show starts off easing us in with some solo fun with Misty Stone who plays Denise-- the entire show aka dvd is centered on her and the strong desire she has to lose her virginity. Well what better way to lose it than to get in tune with your own body so we have some quality time with Misty as she caresses herself and gets that pussy nice'n'wet. After this bit of solo fun we get some stronger action as Denise has been invited to a slumber party by Melody who is played by Sarah Vandella-- she also has invited a few guys so this won't be your typical giggling girls talking about boys slumber party, nope we have the men brought in including Denise's boyfriend Maleek. Well he's been after Denise for some time to give it up and this party might just be the impetus to bring that to fruition but alas not to be as Denise wants to lose it but just not this way so she leaves. However Maleek is still a man and a horny one at that and with Sarah there along with Lana Violet, Jenny Hendrix and Jaelyn Fox he decides to stay and we get the nasty going orgy style. Tori Black is there too and starts off sucking on Jay Ashley's cock but then she mysteriously disappears and isn't seen the rest of the scene-- a WTF moment for me but back to the scene, Sarah Vandella is ultra hot so I loved seeing her suck cock and there's some good g/g interaction too by all the ladies as the group interchanges fucking everybody before the pops fly. One load is misfired missing Sarah's face hitting mostly in her hair while the other finds a good home nestled on Lana's tongue.

We head back to the Cosby house then where Theo gets a visit from his friend Cockroach-- that'd be Tee Reel to you fans and he's got Knicks tickets but Theo's learned of the slumber party and the sex action going on there so he convinces his bud to give up the Knicks tickets to his dad so they can hit this party and get some! Well the duo hit the scene and do indeed see the aftermath of the orgy, Sarah still sitting there with her tits hanging out, Jenny, Lana, Jaelyn all still in post fuck bliss and we have Tori Black back, ok! So she slips on over to Theo and Cockroach and pretty much lays it out on what's going down there which of course interests the two very much. Sarah then suggests they all go skinny dipping and Cockroach slides out with the crew leaving Theo and Tori alone. Miss Black is well known for her interracial work so this hook up with Tyler went off beautifully with the cock sucking, some nice POV too-- this is used in other scenes the rest of the way and done well so kudos to Jeff and whoever else shot cam. Tori ends up with the load in her mouth at scenes end. We head back to the main house where we get Cliff and Claire getting ready to take Denise up to the college for a visit. They even hit the same room Claire stayed in which has remained largely the same since her days back in the 60's. Should mention they are doing this parody set in the mid 80's as the show was. So Cliff leaves at one point leaving Claire to tell a college story of hers which she hasn't fully shared with hubby about a certain Boom Boom- this was an English guy back in the day who she had a crush on and we're taken in a flashback to the time where the two hook up in the room which is decorated very much in the flower power style, again I questioned a little if this would be how a predominantly black college room would look like during this time period but it was a small question and lost quickly as the lovely Monica Foster who plays Claire gets naked and fucks Danny Mountian for all he's worth. I actually don't think she shared this part with Denise who is calling out to her mom just after the pop, you know like you're lost in your own world and someone's trying to bring you back to reality-- at least we got to see this tryst!

Another outter shot of the Cosby residence and we're taken inside where Vanessa played by Melody Nakai is all alone when Cock Roach-- that's Tee remember, stops by actually looking for Theo but when he's told no one else is at home he takes this chance to make a move on Vanessa who already showed she had an attraction to Tee. A little spin the bottle and we're into kissing and then Tee suggests they go advanced spin the bottle and you can guess where that takes us, gorgeous boobs are taken out and Tee kisses them before moving down to sample Vanessa's coochie and they fuck-- cowgirl was very nice as Melody has a great ass and she ends up with his load on her tongue. This leaves us with only Denise of the main character to not have sex-- already know Cliff wasn't doing the nasty and I don't think they could've worked Rudy into a scene unless it was a flash forward scene, lol. So we learn she met someone at the college during her visit and that he was in town and would stop by-- again the family was out, this time to a Broadway show so Denise was using this as her best chance yet to lose her virginity. Scott Lyons are second white dude then enters and Denise doesn't waste much time laying it out as he sips a beer, fuck me!! Well Scott's very much interested and the two head upstairs-- not to Denise's room either but to her parents. We get some fine knob polishing here from Misty Stone who has had a lot of dialogue in this too and done a good job but now she's getting to do the nasty so there's the fine bj and then we get the sex, reverse was good here and there was some grinding too on Scott's cock-- floor shot used was great for this and we end up with the virgin taking her first load right into her mouth, alright Denise!! Well as the family show would have it the clan actually arrives back early, yelling up to Denise who is of course shaken, she's still nekkid, Scott is too! Well they hurriedly dress with Denise going downstairs where we see Scott has left his underwear, socks and not finished beer. There is some amusing dialogue as the clueless parents try to find out what's going on and Vanessa has the last laugh asking if Scott wants his drawers back which prompts Denise to give you the Oh No look as her hands fly up to cup her face-- they freeze it here for the credits.

File Size :1.72 GB

Resolution :720 x 480 Matroska

Duration :02:29:11

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